WTF is Rihanna Wearing?

I’m not a big fan of celebrity gossip and all that other Perez Hilton / TMZ stuff.  I got nothing wrong with it, it’s just not where my interests lie.  But every now and then I come across something which catches my attention.

The headline was “Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipple Ring” which was on Celebrity Jihad (which is probably the only gossip site I’ll read since it’s celebrity gossip written from an Islamic extremist’s perspective…no joke).   I was curious so I decided to investigate further.

So if you took a look at you’ll see there’s a bunch of picture of Rihanna sporting her new hardware through a black mesh see through top.  However, the nipple ring was not  what got my attention.  It was the carpet / towel creature she had draper over. Evidence below:

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I mean that looks like the carpet rug thing i put around my toilet on the ground.   I don’t understand fashion, but then I don’t get how people can think this woolly mammoth carcass is cool looking and then think that the the Snuggie isn’t fashionable.

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I mean how much worse is the Snuggie than Rihanna’s outfit?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not ragging on her outfit just because I’m a “Rihanna hater” (though I do hate her music).  On the contrary I’m just jealous that she can get away with that kind of fashion since she’s famous and I can’t.  If I wore what she wore people would think I was crazy (I’ve tried some interesting outfits in the past).

Bottomline…I think I could be Rihanna’s fashion consultant.  My first piece of advice.  Lose the buffallo shawl and trade up to the wearable towel!

Wearable Towel

Comments 2

  1. jordan wrote:

    shut up u jelous haters

    Posted 29 Dec 2009 at 9:38 pm
  2. ben wrote:

    I’m sorry I hate, but that alone won’t make me shut up…

    Posted 30 Dec 2009 at 6:00 pm

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