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i have random thoughts throughout my days so i figure i’d jot them down here.

iPad Not so iHot

I don’t consider myself an Apple “Fanboy,” but I do happen to like quite a few Apple Products.  For me it’s not about just being blindly loyal to a company for the sake of being loyal (ie Fanboy-ish), but really just choosing to purchase products that I think are better and do what I want [...]

I’ll Get Him Hard, Show Him What I Got!

I’m pretty bad at listening to lyrics.  Often times I’ll hear one thing only to be shocked to find out it was something totally different (ie Rihanna’s “Disturbia” I heard is “The Story Life”).  For my amusement I like to listen to lyrics and then on purpose twist them up to make it sound more [...]

R.I.P. O’Malley Valdez Madoff

For the past 6 months…(or year?) I conducted a very simple social experiment.  I changed my name on Facebook from Ben Tao to “O’malley Valdez” and then to “O’malley Valdez Madoff.”
Why?  It all started out of boredom as I was playing around with Facebook settings.  I happen to click on in the section where it [...]

WTF is Rihanna Wearing?

I’m not a big fan of celebrity gossip and all that other Perez Hilton / TMZ stuff.  I got nothing wrong with it, it’s just not where my interests lie.  But every now and then I come across something which catches my attention.
The headline was “Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipple Ring” which was on Celebrity [...]

Twitter Is For Dummies

I was amazed to find that there was a Twitter for Dummies book out there…but then again there’s just about a [fill in the blank] for Dummies book for everything (my personal favorite is Cleaning Your Cat’s Litter Box for Dummies).

As you guys know I’m a SUPER BIG AWESOME-O BEST-EST Fan of Twitter (see my [...]

LMFAO Please Stop Making “I’m in Miami Trick” Versions

I have to get something off my chest.  It’s been bothering me for the past few months and I’ve been meaning to write about it, but hadn’t made the time.  Better now than never.  So here it goes…

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Board of Business Center Disclosure Scam

It seems like more and more scams are welcoming themselves into my life recently.  This one is probably one of the scumiest scams I’ve come across since it’s one of those scams which look convincingly realistic.

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The John Mitchell Email Internet Lotto Scam

Apparently I have won a combined total of 1, 252,000 euros plus 2,500,000 dollars.  I’m rich!  The best part was I didn’t have to enter any contests or lottos.  Just by using the internet and my “patronage of internet services” I was selected as the winnder.  All I have to do is email the claims [...]

A New Game to Pimp Your Friends on Facebook…

This “Pimp Your Friends” games is many things but, it is not:

A Facebook Application for dating
Actually a Facebook application
A Facebook Application to charge strangers money to have sex with your friends

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iPhone 3GS? No Thanks I Have iPhone 3GA

No one will argue the fact that the iPhone (in all its iterations) has been wildly successful.  It’s a cool, slick looking, and useful phone.  If it wasn’t for AT&T and their god awful data pricing plans, I might be tempted to buy one.   Until then I’m sticking with my trusty super smart phone

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