I’m pretty bad at listening to lyrics. Often times I’ll hear one thing only to be shocked to find out it was something totally different (ie Rihanna’s “Disturbia” I heard is “The Story Life”). For my amusement I like to listen to lyrics and then on purpose twist them up to make it sound more [...]
For the past 6 months…(or year?) I conducted a very simple social experiment. I changed my name on Facebook from Ben Tao to “O’malley Valdez” and then to “O’malley Valdez Madoff.”
Why? It all started out of boredom as I was playing around with Facebook settings. I happen to click on in the section where it [...]
I was amazed to find that there was a Twitter for Dummies book out there…but then again there’s just about a [fill in the blank] for Dummies book for everything (my personal favorite is Cleaning Your Cat’s Litter Box for Dummies).
As you guys know I’m a SUPER BIG AWESOME-O BEST-EST Fan of Twitter (see my [...]
I have to get something off my chest. It’s been bothering me for the past few months and I’ve been meaning to write about it, but hadn’t made the time. Better now than never. So here it goes…
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This “Pimp Your Friends” games is many things but, it is not:
A Facebook Application for dating
Actually a Facebook application
A Facebook Application to charge strangers money to have sex with your friends
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No one will argue the fact that the iPhone (in all its iterations) has been wildly successful. It’s a cool, slick looking, and useful phone. If it wasn’t for AT&T and their god awful data pricing plans, I might be tempted to buy one. Until then I’m sticking with my trusty super smart phone
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So it’s no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of twitter. I have my reasons, but I feel I’m somewhat rational about my hatred towards it (can hate even be rational?). Anyway, I monitor my blog traffic and the google terms that send people to my humble web space. This one entry in the [...]
I found this animated gif floating around the internet. I don’t know if I like it or not, but it spoke to me and for some reason it’s hard to stop staring at it.
Such a smug otter.
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Apparently not all celebrities are the biggest fans of uber super popular awesome-o micro blogging platform, Twitter. People like Ashton Kutcher, Jimmy Fallon, etc… are using it to update “us” hungry fans about their great lives that we don’t have. So imagine my pleasant surprise when I found out that Kanye West hates twitter…just like [...]
On the radio:
1 in 5 teenagers have done “sexting” (the sending of sexually explicit text messages)
teen preganacy is on the rise for the first time in 15 years
my thoughts: is there a correlation between the two?
At the gym:
Is water good for you?
my thoughts: no, vodka is better for you
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Hello. My name is Ben Tao. I have random thoughts throughout the day--some amusing, some ridiculous, most are lame. Rather than forget them I've decided to write them down like the other billion bloggers out there. Welcome.