Category Archives: Random Silliness

I Failed My Challenge for the Second Time

Day 22 of 30 of Writing Challenge This is not the first time I’ve slipped up in my write for 30 days straight writing challenge. I failed one day about a week ago and I’ve done so again yesterday. Again the culprit is sleep. I feel asleep before I could write my post. Excuses excuses […]

The Sweet Surrender of Sleep

Day 15 of 30 of Writing Challenge I’m pretty tired right now, but I forced myself to write. I figure if I don’t do it now there’s a good chance I won’t do it tomorrow (or today since it’s already morning). The rule for writing is to just to write something. Here’s my something. I […]

The Next Three Days Movie Review

Day 11 of 30 of Writing Challenge This is going to be a crappy movie review of the Russel Crowe movie “The Next Three Days.” The main reason why it will be crappy is I only watched like half of the movie. Sandy was watching the movie on Netflix and I happened to jump into […] Crowdsourced Assassination

Day 7 of 30 of Writing Challenge I was talking with my roommate today about how upset I still am about the state of software patent laws. Specifically I’m pissed that companies like Intellectual Ventures even exist. Their entire business relies on having more money and more patents than the people they shake down. They […]

Why I Hate Food Trucks

This was an old post I had wrote in January. I still hate food trucks, but since I hear less about them my hate as dissipated some what. Enjoy! Along with my hate for Twitter I’m gonna add Food Trucks which seem to be all the rage these days to my hate list. “Buy why? They are […]

The Saga of Faster and Faster Rapping Pale People

Right now the hot thing going around the internet is white people rapping fast. It all started with one white person showing us how fast he could rap. This lead to more white people showing that they were faster rappers. When will the madness end? Who’s the fastest? I don’t know. Chances there is no […]

I’ll Get Him Hard, Show Him What I Got!

I’m pretty bad at listening to lyrics.  Often times I’ll hear one thing only to be shocked to find out it was something totally different (ie Rihanna’s “Disturbia” I heard is “The Story Life”).  For my amusement I like to listen to lyrics and then on purpose twist them up to make it sound more […]

R.I.P. O’Malley Valdez Madoff

For the past 6 months…(or year?) I conducted a very simple social experiment.  I changed my name on Facebook from Ben Tao to “O’malley Valdez” and then to “O’malley Valdez Madoff.” Why?  It all started out of boredom as I was playing around with Facebook settings.  I happen to click on in the section where […]

Twitter Is For Dummies

I was amazed to find that there was a Twitter for Dummies book out there…but then again there’s just about a [fill in the blank] for Dummies book for everything (my personal favorite is Cleaning Your Cat’s Litter Box for Dummies). As you guys know I’m a SUPER BIG AWESOME-O BEST-EST Fan of Twitter (see […]

LMFAO Please Stop Making “I’m in Miami Trick” Versions

I have to get something off my chest.  It’s been bothering me for the past few months and I’ve been meaning to write about it, but hadn’t made the time.  Better now than never.  So here it goes… Bookmark It Hide Sites